Because You Can't Make It Up (2) June 8, 2012

I had to leave some great quotes on the cutting room floor this week. I'm trying to keep the list to a maximum of ten, all of which were overhead, spoken directly to me, or arrived in conversation via text, email, or Facebook. They're all real. Did YOU -- or someone you know -- make the list?

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1. "We want to show you something we've been working really hard on for the past three weeks. We're really psyched about it. Here, take a look. What do you think?"

"Oh, you'll have to explain it to me. What is it?"

"Um, it's a bingo board."

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2. "The zombie apocalypse? Ha ha ha."

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3. "Liam, I'll worry about cleaning up this room while you worry about cleaning up your act."

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5. "Why aren't you texting me back? Are you asleep?"

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6. "And a little later, we'll do a propane torch demonstration."

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7. "This is what happens when you do it wrong; bad things, not good things."

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8. "I trusted you because you're foxy."

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9. "They're just going to collapse under the vast weight of the future anyway."

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10. "I'm sorry. Her hair is simply beyond."

"One word. Sideburns."

"I know. Aren't the called lambchops?"

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